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Bart's Blackboard Sayings

I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
I will not waste chalk
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not burp in class
I will not instigate revolution
I did not see Elvis
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I will not call the teacher "Hot Cakes"
They are laughing at me, not with me
Garlic gum is not funny
I will not Xerox my butt
It's potato, not potatoe
Tar is not a plaything
I will not encourage others to fly
I will not fake my way through life
I will not trade pants with others
I will not drive the principal's car
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I am not a 32 year old woman
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
I will not sell school property
I will not cut corners """""" """"""
I will not get very far with this attitude
I will not make flatuent noises in class
I will not sell school property
I will not belch the National Anthem
I will not sell land in Florida
I will not grease the monkey bars
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
I will not do anything bad ever again
I will not show off
I will not sleep through my education
Nobody likes sunburn slappers
I am not a dentist
Spitwads are not free speech
High explosives and school don't mix
I will not bribe Principal Skinner
I will not squeak chalk
I will finish what I started
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
Underwear should be worn on the inside
The Christmas Pageant does not stink
I will not torment the emotionally frail
I will not carve gods
I will not aim for the head
I will not spank others
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
I am not Dr. Death
I will not conduct my own fire drills
Funny noises are not funny
I will not spin the turtle
I will not snap bras
I will not fake seizers
This punishment is not boring and pointless
I will not defame New Orleans
I will not prescribe medication
I will not bury the new kid
I will not teach others to fly
I will not bring sheep to class
A burp is not an answer
The Teacher is not a leper

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